WBL #3

This Saturday the WBL takes to HHI for the:
Paris Hilton Rock Your Sexy Bicycle Tour: Our dear friends of HHI are bringing SEXY BACK!
Sponsored by Road Fish Bicycle Shop (The Savannah’s WBL's first official sponsor!!)


If you are too sexy for your bicycle, if you are too sexy for your jersey, if you are too sexy for your Camelback, if you are too sexy for a group ride, if you are too sexy for your helmet, if you are too sexy for your bibs then this is the ride for you! Bust out your $10k bicycle with the $8K ceramic ball bearing hub full carbon wheels, platinum water bottles, and your solid gold frame pump. Who cares if the gold is too soft to make the pump actually function! It is all about looks this weekend. Go ahead and Rock your Louis Vuitton saddle bag with your custom lamb skin Italian hand stitched Gucci bicycle gloves. Those full leg bib tights made by Assos for a mear $650.00 are the norm this weekend so wear 'em with pride. Together we will all make Paris Hilton proud as we take to the streets of HHI with style. After the initial strutting of the sexiness the battle will begin this weekend and it is serious.


The gloves are coming off this weekend regarding sprint points and the Prince himself Vince. All Pro 1,2,3 men and all A category Nestor cup racers will be eligible to sprint for points this weekend. The Pro 1,2,3's and the infamous Nestor Cup A's have been calmly waiting in the deep forests of Pine Barren sharpening their cogs. The anvils have been out as the blacksmiths of Quality Bike shop, Road Fish, Bicycle Link, and Perry Rubber have been creating, shaping, and pounding steel for special 66 tooth cogs for these men to come out and do battle this weekend. Vince-the-Prince will have his hands full as deals will be made, alliances broken, and all out war in this series runs its' course amongst the herd. We will have cash payout 3 deep for the final sprint. The last rider across the line gets a free cup of Joe. Michael “Slam Dunk” Jordon won it last weekend. Get ready to track stand at the line for this cup of Joe.


Some will triumph and some will perish, but all will walk away with honor after this Saturday's battle comes to a close...


Josh “50-caliber” Barrett, Richard “Mein Kampf” Distlerath, Greg “54x10” McGlinn and the Robson-Forensic gang are hosting our next Savannah WBL. Thanks to Mac McWeirdo for letting us grace his locale.


Ride Details:
• Pace - 17-19 except for sprint zones
• Re-group after sprint zones
• 1 store stop
• Distance is 114 Kilometers approximately 3.5 hrs ride time (because kilos are cooler than miles)
• Sag wagon provided by Road Fish Bicycle Shop and courtesy of Mrs. Katie Barrett and Mrs. Christine McGlinn (Thank Road Fish otherwise we would not have a sag!)
• Start time is 10 a.m.
• Golf pants optional, remember, no slow play.
• Coolest nickname contest during the ride. Try and beat the moniker; Bill “Le moustache” Brewer.
• The start location is: Coastal Carolina Hospital


For your GPS, TPS and/or FDS:
1000 Medical Center Drive
Hardeeville, SC 29927-3446
(843) 784-8000
 
 Dont be a loser, come out and ride some new roads.